Saturday, August 27, 2011

a paleontologist joke I'm SUPER Serious!

***CUTESY WOOTSY PICTURE AT BOTTOM****

I'm not saying she's old, (pause) but shes the first woman EVER to grow a fern!

if you're a paleontologist, you're laughing like hell right now. it's okay. feel no shame. you're welcome.
if you are Not a Paleontologist:*see, the point of the joke here is the word 'fern.' a paleontologist would know that the fern plant is one of the oldest living plants, going back to the Carboniferous period. the joke with-in the joke is the fact that it's not Paleolithic at all!! /And a paleontolist would know that what we know as modern ferns appeared the Cretaceous period!!!! and while i'm at it:Never get into a land war in Asia!!! i have just come to the realization that most likely, in all recorded time, NEVER has so much time been spent on writing a paleontologist joke.  i also realize the only people to truly relate to all levels of the joke are the same people that had posters of Rinchen Barsbold or their walls as teens.  ***twitch/blink-blink/tweektwitch***   sorry for the drift. and...meds kick in.

i"I'm not sayin' the guy's odd; but when he shaves he holds the razor still and moves his FACE around!
                            Better? 

                sorry i been away, been gettin yelled at by methadone users. really. so it goes.
be back next time with a joke about a man that poos gold and pees gasoline-warn ya now: might be in the form of country music lyrics. for this i will apologize in advance. sorry.


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