***CUTESY WOOTSY PICTURE AT BOTTOM****
I'm not saying she's old, (pause) but shes the first woman EVER to grow a fern!
if you're a paleontologist, you're laughing like hell right now. it's okay. feel no shame. you're welcome.
if you are Not a Paleontologist:*see, the point of the joke here is the word 'fern.' a paleontologist would know that the fern plant is one of the oldest living plants, going back to the Carboniferous period. the joke with-in the joke is the fact that it's not Paleolithic at all!! /And a paleontolist would know that what we know as modern ferns appeared the Cretaceous period!!!! and while i'm at it:Never get into a land war in Asia!!! i have just come to the realization that most likely, in all recorded time, NEVER has so much time been spent on writing a paleontologist joke. i also realize the only people to truly relate to all levels of the joke are the same people that had posters of Rinchen Barsbold or their walls as teens. ***twitch/blink-blink/tweektwitch*** sorry for the drift. and...meds kick in.
i"I'm not sayin' the guy's odd; but when he shaves he holds the razor still and moves his FACE around!
Better?
sorry i been away, been gettin yelled at by methadone users. really. so it goes.
be back next time with a joke about a man that poos gold and pees gasoline-warn ya now: might be in the form of country music lyrics. for this i will apologize in advance. sorry.
