HOT DOG FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS. YES, THE DREAM LIVES! at the store, in the chip aisle (hello old friends). making the bi-weekly Bugles-or-Funyuns argument in my head...at this moment, a dim green glow lit from the shelf to my left. a glance turned into a trance...the green glow grew brighter, and brighter still...the glow of the green shimmering bag of SHEARERS' RIPPLED HOME RUN HOT DOG FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS. the only edible word in the previous sentence is 'potato.' Got a vegetarian/junk food vibe workin? the dream product now exists. only in America! crappy food that tastes like DIFFERENT crappy food-ON PURPOSE! these are truly wonderous times we live in. *btw-zero grams of transfats, beetches! (truthcheck-i really don't know what transfats are. or do)
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