just saw a tv commercial that has America written all over it! If you (or a family member) have such a fat ass that your furniture is sagging, a brilliant piece of crap can help! FLAT PIECES OF PLASTIC (i'm sure they called it 'space age polimer' but i had the sound turned down so i cant confirm) You place the plastic slats between the cushion and frame of the sagging furniture in question. Crappy furniture is now good as new! Plastic lockable slats are now available to avoid either buying a new couch or putting down the fork, and I love everything about this. Everyone smells-so just cut off all the noses! My ass is massive-sturdy up the furniture! I pulled a muscle in my arm-don't put so much food on your fork. At one point in the commerical, they have two sumo wrestlers flop down on the couch to demonstrate the strength of the space age polimer, when they flop (and they DO flop), the words ONE THOUSAND POUNDS starts spinning around on the screen...no doubt a pleasant call from the casting director to the wrestling couch-manglers..."how fat are ya?" If you call now, the order of plastic slats is doubled. Better Hurry. the 2nd set of slats is free, just pay shipping and handling. Thats where they get ya.
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