did i dose off?

first things first-VERY sorry i haven't been around in a while. i was unavoidably detained. second-we have a winner in the "Annoy people you know by telling them about eddycrow.blogspot.com and proving it' contest. you remember, had a choice of old radio station logo stuff to choose from, and the winner annoyed over 100 e-friends on my behalf! he had his choice of stuff, we went down the list, and he chose the 'Limited Edition' Never Sold Anywhere WDVE Hockey Jersey! you have probably noticed that i haven't identified the winner; for reasons he's not allowed to explain, it is apparently vital that he remain anonymous. My first blog contest and the winner is in witness protection. nice. Anyway, congratulations 'guy not named steve', enjoy your jersey. sorry about the stains.

a chance to win sumthin' free

You wanna win beeg prize, sailer boi? you may or may not know this, but I used to work at WDVE in Pgh. As such, I have a CRAPLOAD of DVE logo stuff stuffing my closet shelves. to me, it's stuff in piles, but apparently to some it is highly prized collectable memorabilia. so it goes. Some of the items were never released to the listening public in any fashion-but I GOT'em. CRAZY!!! BUT HOLD ON!!!! (vapid cleavage heavy/intellect thin blond enters shot-she speaks): "You mean there's more?" (accompanying quizzical expression indicates thoughts of math) DOGGONE RIGHT there's more, and  now more can be YOURS!!~Here's what we gonna do, see: 1 week (7 days/168 hours)  EXACTLY from the time of this posting, whoever shows me the MOST evidence of passing the word about my blog to others is gonna WIN. The word is EDDYCROW.BLOGSPOT.com. You have 1 week to spread the word, the most people annoyed by you on my behalf will get you SOMETHING collectable. (don't worry, we'll work it out, it'll be something cool-jacket, hockey jersey, etc tbd- i wont be a douche and send an old urine and vomit stained morning show world tour t-shirt (but boy, could I) Anyone reading this is eligible to win, start hasslin' all you know about the blog, pass the word, enlighten the masses, workers of the world unite, Woody Guthrie song lyrics, you share the blog all you can, those people pass the word of eddycrow.blogspot.com, followers become leaders, the more followers come; then more,  then a pyramid scheme starts to fall into place: leaders and followers and anarchy-oh my! All my followers rise up at my command! I lead my followers and we will build a modern UTOPIA! I RULE THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHA! AAAIIIEEEeee...ahem, oh, uhm...scuse me. sorry about the dialin' it up there; i'm trying some new meds. now back to the lecture at hand:your chance to win collectable stuff from my closet and garage-remember; 7 days EXACTLY from the time of this posting.i'll even eat the postage, kuz i luv ya beotches. *judges decision is final/judge is me/arbitration is not available/no tagbacks*.tick...tock...tick...tock...NOW

                                                                      peace and love,
                                                                                                   ec
                                     


btw, MM! The only thing that looks as bad as Liverpools' record is Rooneys' Hairplugs. Sir A is such a git.     

a quote for thursday

"And another thing, Vonnegut! I'm stoppin payment on the check!" R.D. (Back to School)

twitter isn't AUTOMATICALLY for twits

sorry i haven't posted in a bit. been real busy interviewing security firms; seems someone maliciously hacked into my twitter account and used it to send a lewd foto to a 88 year old grandmother in Parma Ohio. while it is true i CANNOT say with complete certitude the photo ISN'T of me, I assure you i am not responsible for this bad prank, and i will not rest until i find out who committed this dastardly act. thank you for your support. i also promise to not call anyone from the media a jackass, but come on, if the donkey fits...

ec aka Senator Long Duk Dong



p.s. if anyone knows how to delete sent photos from an iphone retroactively, please get in touch. thx

quote of the day-words to live by

No matter how weird it got, it never got weird enough for me.        H.S.T.

caveman business meeting

Remember in the history of mankind when a good powerpoint presentation meant you killed something with a spear and got to eat it? 'Grog like fiscal outlook this quarter. ug' *chomp*