hi. my name is eddy crow. unemployed pittsburgh radio person. (that looks TREMENDOUS in print)it has been suggested to me to begin a blog, to keep track of my thoughts and to have an outlet for creativity. this was suggested by a therapist i have begun to see on a weekly basis. (no it wasn't court ordered, good guess tho)
you're bright, no doubt you've noticed a lack of understanding and/or caring on my part about punctuation, grammar, blah blah blah. the reason: as a onetime english lit/creative writing skateboard to class college moron, i did it. i know how to diagram sentences, i have just reached the age now that i don't have to no more! grammar THIS, professor Honkus! the information has been deleted from my brain, as the space was needed. in my wanna be charles bukowski literary youth i was so obsessed with grammar i used to have nightmares about the schoolhouse rock cartoons, the bill waiting to be a law would turn into a knife and chase me on the train. stunner, me being in therapy.
there will be more here as it comes to mind, please tell your e-friends, eddycrow.blogspot.com tell everyone you know, tell people you don't know-tell the crackhead that looks like david alan grier on Smithfield St.! eddycrow.blogspot.com yell, good or bad-i print all your responses and take them to my weekly meeting. i get a gold star if there's enuff. we'll c rabbit. MUSICAL SIDENOTE: Playing guitar on Nyquil can cause the hi and low E strings to meld into an E squared string. approach with caution, pretty much the only option after Nyquil, so it works out.
btw-if you have a therapist appointment, and you take a lunchmate cooler with a papier mache' head of your mother inside it, don't open the cooler in the waiting room. another of those 'funny til you do it' things. the therapist says we're gonna work on that to. (see, the wrong version of 2, because i can!)
bbtw-YES, I STILL NEED A JOB!
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