hey. long time, hope all is good. an update on what be not up n chit. had 2 job interviews in the last 2 weeks. neither has called back. one job involved sharp things and the other involved alcohol-neither historically connected to positive memories. The sharp object job interview involved math, historically where i bite it...the alcohol gig was flushed when the interview lady (lets call her Jan-cause her name was Jan) she asked me how to make a marguerita. i said it 20 years ago, and I'll say it today: the only thing more wasteful of tequila than a marguerita is a sorority pledge. (more on the bow heads later) anyway, apparently a marguerita DOESN'T contain absinthe OR a little umbrella. dont care if i spelled the name of the drink wrong-a DRINK drink shouldn't have the textural consistency of a Slush-ee.
like all real men, been spending alot of time watching the manly reality tv shows; with every show a little voice in my head says "hey, maybe THAT'S the new career! we could do that!" crab fishing, coal mining, gold mining, tuna wrangling, junkyard picking, pawn shop running, all fleetingly brilliant ideas for employment...my knees and ankles sound like a box of snap-pops being dropped on my way to the bathroom every morning-sure i could handle 30 hours on a swaying boat - except for the fact i vomit when i drive BY Kennywood, crab fishing could be just the career and economic break i need.
gotta split, the cat's licking my hand, kinda creepy. (Iggi the cat, not Lesel the cat; thank you for asking-most people don't ask) peace and love, ec
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